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demilypyro

I can't believe this was a season 5 episode btw. Season 5 out of 10 seasons. In 2013. A year before korrasami. Just casually open with Bubblegum sniffing the FUCK out of this shirt she got from Marceline. A fat fucking snoof and rub and a satisfied sigh. She got it from a girl she broke up with several centuries ago and is at this point just barely on speaking terms with. Marceline does not know she does this. Absolutely deranged behaviour. The down baddest anyone's ever been. The fact people were still debating whether she was gay after this. Pearl steven universe is nothing next to this shit

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hazzzyrider

the delusional masses who continued to be in denial of this never considered how long bubblegum probably left that thing unwashed just to maintain that pristine potent honkin' sniff of vampire ex smell. marceline threw that thing off her back at a ROCK CONCERT.

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quasi-normalcy

The strongest guy in the Magnus Archives is that one guy who was so obsessed with his dog that he just walked right out of the Spiral because it was her dinnertime

discopiranha

This is one of my favorite episodes. Fears can't hurt you if you're chill enough. The guy who walked in a spiral for four hours and then just left because he remembered he had somewhere to be is, to me, the avatar of the entities' fear

goosegoblin

strongest people in the magnus archives:

  • guy who kept the coffin of the buried in his living room and used it as a coffee table
  • walked out of the spiral because his dog needed dinner
  • the plumber who was so inattentive that the stranger put on a whole spectacle for him and he straight-up missed it all
  • the guy whose primary concern with the evil taxidermists was whether or not they were money laundering (they weren't)
milk-lover

  • the woman who accepted that she was going to die on the underground, so she just lay down and fell asleep. still takes the tube to work
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menderash

i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.

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